I saw some good Italian jokes recently.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady." said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
Q: Why do Italian men where gold chains around their necks?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
Q: Why do Italian men wear moustaches?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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